The Baltic Sea Anomaly

@gambrel said
Where's Elon and some funding?

He's busy letting holocaust deniers back on to Twitter and banning people who make fun of him because... yes but no but yes but no... because er... FREEDOM of speech. Yes. That's why.

@gambrel said
One early report said it appears to be a crashed spaceship. My God send down a sub and investigate it. Where's Elon and some funding?

No Thai boys involved?

@gambrel said
Please leave the anomaly alone. It's the battery pack that powers the earth's magnetic poles.

Sorry, I thought this thread was about the Earth's core slowing its spin.

Has someone already called Maytag?

@kevin-eleven said
Sorry, I thought this thread was about the Earth's core slowing its spin.

Has someone already called Maytag?

Maybe we need a new anomaly battery pack.

@gambrel said
Maybe we need a new anomaly battery pack.

Maybe we should poke BSA-1 and see if it sends out a signal (bring earplugs and a Faraday cage).